1. Call me if you need ANYTHING. 2. If you get tag teamed, I want details.
dont quote avril lavinge. im to drunk.
I skipped work to stalk him.
Am I a whore if I make out with a boy just so michelle can't?
It was ok at first, but now im getting freaked out by him jerking off to me doing yoga
shape ups are the best shoes to wear when youre stoned. its like walking on little trampolines every step.
I had to carry you down because your legs weren't moving anymore but you were carrying the weights you stole from that guys room... and that's where the bruises came from.
It was really weird walking into a CVS and not going straight to the pharmacy for plan B.
googling pictures of Lindsey Lohan so that I know what to wear to court is definitely a low point in my life
She is sending me pics of her sex faces...which totally counts as sexting in my book
Two women at the Safeway just got out of their separate cars and kissed. One was driving an outback, the other a CRV. It was like a Honda and Subaru had a lesbian joint venture and filmed the commercial in front of me.
I remember him going "OH SHIT" when he saw you straddling me on the table. And it was like the best feeling ever.
Our relationship needs a sober moment
I'll call you when that happens
Just did the "lost my phone, need #'s" post and I got a text saying "go ahead and save me as Ashley-DD because I know you will anyway. I think I love her.
God knew I'd have horrible taste in men, so made me asexual to ensure I'd never fuck them.
Randomize
