It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
The trick is to not slur when purchasing the condoms at 3am
he nicknamed his dick "too big to fail"
A slipped finger up the butt isn't the end of the world
oh no, im for sure still drunk. i wana eat evrything in the fancy feast commercial... everything
Just to update you. I am dead. So your probably gonna have to find a new roommate
Yep. I'm going to buy a sex toy and a LARP prop on the same trip. Welcome to my life.
He told me he felt like he was just pistol-whipped by Testicle Man.
I had a flashback of using my sock as a napkin after we got taco bell
So the tow truck driver didn't charge us because Ian convinced him that he was sent out by God to share his cocaine with us.
He offered me my choice of the Abe Lincoln or Ben Franklin dick pic.
I'm storing dick pics, so basically if I'm still single after residency...ur gonna get bombarded. It's gonna be a blizzard of dicks.
Feel free to keep your blizzard of dicks to yourself.
Uhmmmm is there really any way to tactfully ask "you into me jerking you off with my feet... or nah" cause if you find one let me know 😂
i have to pee so bad and he is sleeping and idk where the bathroom or my clothes are!!!
Is constant horniness a medical condition? Because a husband, a boyfriend and an office side piece should be enough penis for one girl - but they’re not :-(
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