That bar we were at last night smelled like cougars. Virginia Slims, Aqua Net and Summer's Eve.
Proposition. Sex. No words, no talking about it later. I just want you tonight.
He just kept telling me how to do certain things. It was like I was fucking my sex ed teacher
the fact that my dorm room overlooks a children's daycare is enough initiative for me to have safe sex.
Just found a 7-11 receipt for new years eve at 1:30 am apparently we felt the need to buy three jars of pickles and a gallon of milk does this ring any bells?
I'll just dance on top of the ping pong table, and if it's stable enough for that, then it's stable enough for sex
She just licked her nipple in public to get a free bar tab.
There's a questionable stain on Harley's bed...would they have sex on a dog bed?
Remember when there was a happier time when people could all hang out together with out the awkwardness of the fact that she stole $1000 and cheated on a brother with another brother !?!??
SEXX, SEXX, SEXX,SEXX,SEX SEX SEXXXXXXX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEXSEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEX.\nimagine that to the can can song. also come to my house. theres a dance routine.
My nose was gushing blood and he just kept screaming "she took it like a champ" to everyone there. Plus side though, bartender felt bad for me and gave me a free drink.
think before you get married my friend it's my birthday and just got done jacking off
Actually, lets be honest. I will probably keep calling him the pastor because it brings me joy using pastor and fuck buddy in the same sentence.
I didn't want to leave, I wanted to move into his ass
Finally fucked my buddy's mom!! We are both ten years older and for her it really shows but i hit it!!
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