I don't think brook has ever known best
I glued a penny on the door Tricia believes its Patrick Swayze haunting our apartment. Fuckin potheads.
u know whats better than using ur vibrator? using it w/ jeopardy on in the background and half moaning the correct final jeopardy question. yeah that just happened.
Smoked a bowl on a rollercoaster. Literally ON. Beat that.
How dare you send me a picture after midnight that isn't porn. You know the rules.
I told him I'd rather have sex with his father last night. I'll admit now that I was drunk.
I feel like everything in this room is sweating
She drove all the way from Austin to have sex with me. I think it's a safe assumption my dick will have an easy life in college.
hot boxing the bathroom at chili's. where the fuck are you, it's too big of a box for just one person.
Should I go sleeveless of strapless?
Hmmm, it doesn't matter. You're gonna be topless by the end of it.
I can't help but look at my sex life and acknowledge that this is not normal behavior.
Well, I dont really know how much penis you have at your disposal so I cant be sure
"I'm pretty sure all our toasts were to Ben Afflecks penis last night."
Literally I can feel my heart beat in my vagina because of how sore I am
Fuck the library it's too quiet and makes me uneasy. I feel like I'm so isolated I should take off my pants or something
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