She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
hahahahaha your sister just walked down from the guest house with a stain on the front of her shirt and "owned" written in blue sharpie on her forehead. i dont think she knows what happened last night either.
Of course it's dangerous. Why else would they hire us after we failed the drug test?
Howd you meet this guy?
I found him next to my pants on sunday morn.
The a/c is broken so they cut a softball size whole in the freezer door. Goodbye deposit.
There's a black statue of liberty dancing on the side of the road. Please hold while I join him.
I can HEAR him staring at your boobs.
I'm watching the Brazzers version of Mary Poppins and enjoying it. Volume on and all. 45 minutes.
The cops came, and I made friends with him. He wants me to babysit his kids.
Are you going to eat tacos off the floor again?
Also...I'm semi-dating the drug dealer that took me to bible study
Just hooked up my fuck buddy with a job working for my dad...this can only end bad.
i just teared up watching channing tatum in drag emerge from the fog on lip sync battle. it's gotta be PMS. either that or something is realllllly wrong with me.
she's throwing knives it scares me
update: broke ceiling. glass everywhere
Haha just talked to the dude you bit on Thursday. He has been growing a beard to hide the bruising....
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