shes trying to light up her bowl in front of the fan. everytime it blows it out she just gives it a dirty look.
Not only do prius' look terrible they are terrible to have sex in
first off, his name is dougie. strike one.
She said her first boyfreind was so small she is still technically a virgin.
I just got cut off for correcting the bartender's grammar. I should have never accepted that fucking editors position.
He was having trouble staying hard then just stopped mid-sex and said "it's overheating" while pointing to his dick.
There is no way I'm taking advice from somone who's idea of a balanced diet consists of vodka and lemon detox juice
We both bought three foot bongs...going to race to see who can smoke a mile first.
I'm pretty sure last night was the first time I've seen someone drink beer-soaked paper towels. Ever.
I'm sorry I put you in the washing machine. I honestly thought you would fit.
Every grown women needs to pee herself once in her life. It builds character.
I started crying during a meeting at work and now I'm sitting on my couch drinking boxed wine at 1:30 in the afternoon. Fuck you too estrogen.
there is a tent in the living room. its a vip tent room. i want in.
yeah. i tried to refuse to leave unless the burger king himself escorted me out. that didnt fly
send nudes
from the living room?
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