so i did it. i barked while i was ejaculating. not a word was said by either of us afterwards.
so how much did i say i owed you?
$5 and a new fuck buddy.
it was like she was tryin to eat my face and i was defending myself with my mouth
we're doing shots for every degree below freezing it is outside
yeah bitch needs to recognize there's only one person with this face
i just looked at the calendar to see when spring break is and literally stopped eating
THEY SHOULD WARN YOU WHEN THEY MAKE JELLO SHOTS WITH JACK DANIELS!!! THEY SHOULD WARN YOU!!!!!!!
after eating me out, he asked for something to drink. i gave him a glass of water and he said he needed something stronger.
Thanks for putting the blue stuff in the toilet, it made me throwing up this morning more enjoyable.
she showed up with nothing but olive garden breadsticks in her purse.
Well it looked like you were having a fucking apiphany sitting at the toilet with a t shirt around your head
if this uncomfortable exchange we're having is you trying to flirt with me i suggest you stop it before someone gets hurt
Spending Thanksgiving making a swinging profile brings the day to a whole new level...
is it too soon to tell him I'm available anytime for Christmas themed pity sex and I'll even wear a Santa hat?
I'd just like to inform you. That when I was at bvj the first day I was blackout drunk by noon. Get on past Chelsea's level like now. Do it for present Chelsea
He sent me a flaccid dick pic from the bathroom at the bar and he said I'm sorry it's not all hard and good looking. Props to him - I did ask for a pic.
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