Ps there is totally a drug addled prostitute in olympic pizza asking for change for a 100 bill
physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
You dont remember anything at all? So you dont remember the shop down my road with the 'TO LET' sign over it? You were adamant that the 'I' had fallen off and that it used to say TOILET...so you took a shit right there in the doorway.
I'm too tired to go all the way tonight, especially if you're going to quote Katy Perry at me during
other than her wanting kids and me wanting to do drugs,were perfect for each other
Fine then. I'll just do all this coke on my own this weekend and die. It'll be strictly your fault.
This guy needs to come out; I can feel him sucking my dick from across the room.
She told me she brought a guy home but that he looked pickled. And no, that's not an autocorrect.
Hahahah pickled
I asked her what she meant and she said that he looked like he had soaked in water.
So the next time I call you and say I'm going to my first strip club because it's christmas eve eve, and have work the next morning, I'd appreciate you stopping me
So apparently I initiate sex in my sleep
We sexted for four hours straight. Is this really what my life has come to?
You need to stop showing people the things i drunk-text to you... i have a reputation to uphold here
It's really hard to tweet with a pussy in your face demanding attention.
Arrived home from picking Mom and Nana up at the airport to find Marc buck ass nude beneath the Christmas tree. Nana says she always knew I was queer.
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