I want the hot one, scratch that. anyone.
Update. It gets worse. A) he's done viagra and B) he wears socks at all times.
His dick was so small it sat perched on top of his balls like it was king of his scrotum.
girls mom is dying from cancer and she msgs me for a booty call. I guess people cope with their situations differently.
My mom just blew pot smoke into my nose and called me a cat.
Also pregame at mine tomorrow?
I'm pretty sure we put the facepaint on during whippets
I have a theory he's part Neanderthal
I'm back here naked if anyones wondering
there's fuck elsewhere to go, I'll be there with 8 lbs of bronzer on my tits
My mom just called hysterical. She and her sister found my dead grandma's vibrator.
The apple don't fall far from that tree.
We set around a table in a hotel room and he spoon fed Molly to everyone there... I felt sketch for sec but then... Oh well.
Im crossing my legs while on the toilet. It's like I'm unconsciously thinking "if im going to barf and shit at the same time, Im at least going to do it LIKE A LADY"
got a free grilled cheese. Didn't even have to talk about Jesus
Well I only snuggle him I don't hump him. That's rude.
...i have a beer in one hand, and a chicken wing in the same. typical tuesday, right?
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