...., I just tried brushing my hair wothh a toothbrushg. fail
ps not my toothbrush awkward.
My gift to the freshman: I made an illegal stop, rolled out and dropped to my hands and knees and puked in front of the south campus dorms and about 20 families. Welcome to OSU
Your brother came in a girls mouth for the first time last night... Ah the tales told whilst buying minors beer.
I have bruises on the inside of my thighs from sliding down the stair case...thanks for encouraging that slut show
I feel like we shud celebrate your sisters homecoming by having sex in her room
Can I send you a picture of my penis? I feel like it looks really good right now and I need someone to share it with
I knew no one else would have gone along with it since it's morally wrong and probably illegal. You said, "Yes. And let's add fireworks."
It was a shot marathon. It only ended because we werent drinking in our house apparently we walked into the nieghbors. When they got home thy were soooooo pissed.
There is nothing worse than the batteries of your vibrator dying on valentines day
Cooked. Eating pizza. Didn't have a napkin so I took my shirt off and I'm using it.
Think I was still drunk when I woke up cause I went and bought a mandolin
I share a birthday weekend with Easter this year, so that fucking sucks. I hate sharing...and I have to share with fucking Jesus this year.\n
Drunk sex on a hardwood floor is never ever a good idea. Lesson learned.
He's the one named Andrew. In his profile picture he is the one on the right in the monkey costume.
I love you so much and not just because your dick is perfect
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