feel weird hangin out with you now that i've eaten your sister out
i just won an entire level on word mole with the word 'clitoris'
People were autographing me. I'm like the spring break yearbook
she told me i tasted like america
I don't think the TSA agent thought getting iced while searching my bag was as funny as I did.
Idk. Each time I ask him about double teaming a woman with Dennis Rodman he just giggles. We will never know what to believe.
I've wasted nicer days than this hungover and dry heaving in bed.
I want someone to sweep me off my feet and you want someone to fuck you on the kitchen table. They're both perfectly logical needs.
This number has temporarily been disconnected and will be restored to service once you get rid of you girlfriend.
Okay well we need to be adults. We're gonna end up with diabetes or some shit.
DISHONOR ON YOU. DISHONOR ON YO FAMILY. DISHONOR ON YO COW
you fail at everything in life besides blacking out
Would you paint my ceiling for oral sex?
I was so high last night I honestly think my tears were medicinal
He fucked me so hard my hair extensions fell out
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