Plan B is the new Plan A
You told the cops that they couldn't arrest you because they weren't hot enough to fuck
my bf wants us to fuck our way into the new year.. how original..
just got my tax refund and at bell. how do you say i want a grand worth of 5 layer burritos in spanish?
How long can I microwave pasta with a 20 percent alcohol content?
I am soup sandwich. I have been at dAnce party
LOVE ME LIKE A KANGARO LOVES A POUCH YOU DUMB CUNT
I just want to curl up with him and brush his hair and sing love songs together, I think you should come over and end this
walk of shame to my ortho appointment. kids are staring. this little girl just asked her mom if she can havr glitter in her hair too.
He goes "sorry was at the gym. Some of us workout " and I wanted to text him back and go "well some of us do occasional drugs so we don't have to"
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
This is home. And home is where you find your family. And you try not to make out with your family.
On the way home she told me she was in kindergarten when 9/11 happened
Idk what's happening right now but im wearing a tutu and pissed as fuck.
I just bought condoms and a potted plant, making for a top ten super weird and awkward purchase.
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