I can't remember if we talked about feelings. Fuck you Miller High Life.
what are you wearing?
Just my guilt
I GPSed you we're an hour and 14min away from each other
and it's going to stay that way
He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
True life I used my fake as a photo id for my final. My professor told me good luck and laughed. Hope the bouncers are in the St. Patrick's day spirit.
dude, there's a fucking musical in my head. it's fucking awesome being this high.
I positioned my bed perfectly so around 10 a.m. every morning there are rays of sunshine coming through the window in my room. Now i can tan while PTFO.
Just made a photo collage of the girls I've hooked up with this summer. I'm patting myself on my back right now
It's not my fault you have a job and can't get drunk on Tuesday's. Don't take your frustrations out on me!
You are a finance major, can I use my 529 account for your bail?
I rolled joints beforehand. Lit a candle. Ghetto rigged taping the 40's on my hands and then lit the joint using the flame of the candle.
I'm so proud of your modern ingenuity
I think I might be harboring a Canadian in my womb.
I'm getting paid over-time to sit on reddit and look at dicks and abs all day. I'm really happy right now.
Butt Stuff 2016 unites us all
Rarely does a man I fucked with upgrade from me
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