We had sex in his tahoe, talked about how we don't love each other and then high fived twice. Best Day Ever
I puked for half an hour, but I went and danced afterwards, and that made me feel better.
You are so irish.
all i remember is stealing his cheesepuffs and shaving my vagina in the hotel lobby
I have diapers under my sink. trying to convince myself to use them.
The question of "Will I eat a piece of curried chicken off the floor?" has been answered tonight.
some drunk guy just paid $3 for each cig that i picked up off the ground. the cigs that he threw on the ground. I might just follow him the rest of the night
eggs and jello shots do not qualify as 'brunch'
i tried to climb in the window in the limo because i wanted the driver to take me to get noodles. ive reached a new level of fat kid
I just want school to he over so we can build a big tent, do drugs inside it, and watch cartoons until the sun comes up.
That's all I've ever wanted.
And then we can spend New Year's Day sprawled across the tiles watching greys anatomy and puking into the bushes over the balcony. It'll be great
No! Last time I got hit with a beer bottle
Haha, Tuesday man
I think the worst part about being a real adult is 1)having a high stress job that makes me want to get stoned 2)paying for reefer using my own money 3)realizing my boyfriends children probably have more weed connections than I do anymore
Also topless tea is a thing that happens in our apartment. Ready yourself.
HE LIVES IN ANOTHER STATE
actually scratch that last text, he's the perfect boyfriend. He stays faithful and doesnt find out about all the guys here. it's a win-win
Just used the word fistfucking in a serious conversation with my professor in front of the class, while making an appropriate and valid point. Win.
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