some 7 year old just told me his favorite rapper was eminem and kim got what she deserved...god damn today's youth is in a dark period
ask if his dick looks like a sausage. alex's bro told me that's a sure sign. btw took pain pills. maybe shouldn't listen to me.
chatroulette drinking game turned into a foursome.
Whoa, Gary Coleman died
Whatchu talkin bout?!?!
Too soon.
She recited Pi throughout ever orgasm she had....she said it was a game she likes to play...how far she gets is how she judges her lovers...I am oddly turned on by this...
How did currency from Costa Rica make it's way into my wallet...?
I have more bruises, scratches, and overall soreness from my birthday weekend than my car accident.
It's a gift. Kind of like morning wood in my brain.
I'm not sure what happened last night but I woke up next to him and I was wearing nothing but my grandpa's diabetic socks, so I'm letting that fill in the blanks.
THE ALMIGHTY HAS FALLEN DRUNKENLY OFF HIS HIGH HORSE AND INTO HOLLY'S VAGINA
Do you realize half our text conversations are you asking me for tit pics and me saying no?
Well. At least he's a gentleman. A gentleman satanist.
I would definitely ride that dick into the sunset if nuggets are involved
We are never doing shots of gin. Never again.
I'm pretty sure that's exactly what we're doing.
Woke up this morning to him making out with me in his sleep, then I had to go on a scavenger hunt to find a used condom before my roommate got back... it was under my pillow.
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