Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
Yeah no shit. My mom is giving me winecoolers as we watch a show abt alcoholics
I just ate four packages of Swiss Rolls. Being high and on food stamps is AHmazing.
Chasing a shot of svedka with a clementine is NOT the same as tequila w lime...
I don't think eating half of a pickle out of my mouth counts as getting to know me
Their engagement party consisted of them doing shots, yelling at each other, leaving for 30 minutes, and coming back with smiles.
I'd say they're off to a great start!
there is a guy passed out on top of me and i don't know what to do. help if you're awake? was anyone anyone expecting someone? maybe he found the wrong room?
I asked her why she was drunkenly masturbating to Iron Man and all she replied was "Robert Downey Jr". As far as excuses go, that seemed pretty legit.
I'm going to try and loofah my hangover away.
Update: It didn't work
I am literally sitting here with a jar of Nutella and a spoon, reading an article called "never drink alone again because now there's wine for cats." How single am I?
Just had to double check that I had pants on. THAT kind of weekend.
Like the fear of satan was put into my heart when I saw him put that sandwich on the WOODEN BENCH
Which one of you fucks put a bounty out on my brother's virginity?
Just took acid. Wish me luck.
I worked out twice today and you're dropping acid. My life sucks.
Im drinking a CAN of bud light at the bar. Do you really think I care anymore?
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