She has a t-rex face on a stuart little body.
Lesson learned: don't hide your vodka in your little brothers toy box.
Can we reminisce? I held a mans penis while he peed. This is the craziest night I've ever had.
I think a girl in front of me glued an ugg tag to a weird pair of boots.
i told the bartender last night that if the palace saloon made a calendar he would be every month.
sleeping in bed with your booty calls married sister...you're the stuff heroes are made of.
I guess I made wings because there's chicken everywhere. Even on the walls. 3 of them. It's like a chicken grave yard.
I knew it would be a shit show so I just went ahead and took plan b before I even got there. How's that for responsible?
There are panties and mini bottles of Fireball in my purse. Except for the broken toe incident, I'd say last night was probably a success.
Andy was trying to screw his door shut from the inside so no one could get in.
I just ran into the woods like an idiot because ADVENTURE.
thanks for piggy backing me around for the rest of the night when I got too drunk to stand.
I peed my pants and am still dancing with guys at the club because I liked my outfit too much to change. Call the ratchet emergency
man fuck you i am a delight. you're the one who fucking set his tree on fire while high
I heard you ran into my sister lastnight. Do you remember making out with her and slapping my uncle?
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