I just told the 2nd grade class leprechauns are the children of midgets.
You know you're wathing too much reality TV when you start adding commentary to every day life.
Listen, I'm 30. If it doesnt involve a super soaker and some chicken wings, you can count me out.
ah. the first shower back home is like a baptism from the sins of the past year
Decided to go explore a half built apartment complex at 4 a.m and leave a 3 block obstacle course in the alley ways on the way home.
It was like stroking your vagina with a cloud.
I'm okay. We got a prayer rug sent to us with the face of jesus on it. From Tulsa Oklahoma. Kinda weird.
Apparently it is frowned upon to ask the bouncer to stop pointing his flashlight in your face and step back so you can puke....and then do it
The guy behind me is talking about how his life goal is to use his knowledge of mathematics to make the world a better place. My only life goal right now is getting through this lecture without throwing up in my lap.
I went to a community college and majored in Bad Decisions. I'm not exactly a chick magnet.
I'm asking you this because you're my dad....is coke a drug I should try?
Woke up with a padlock locked onto my ear gauge and the first of many sticky note clues on my chest leading to the key.
Im goin to jail bro ill talk to u sun
dude igloo, 4 foot bong, and 3 grams of blue dream. will you be my eskimo buddy?
On the brightside we know now that empty pringle cans are accepted at mcdonalds as cups.... Screw people who judged us, we saved a buck
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