This is how scared I get when I ride roller coasters. And how scared I was when I had to poop when I had herpes.
after he passed out we removed everything electronic from his room, stuck in some old books and an ancient typewriter from goodwill. for 20 min. we had him convinced he'd drunk himself backward in time.
I know it's getting bad when I wash the bong more often then the dishes
she asked if she could keep her bee antennas on during her mugshot. i love halloween.
I don't know what happened last night but I woke up this morning with "wolf pack" tattooed on my knuckles.
all you kept yelling was "i'm bored and i'm sober"
Is it bad to go up to the security desk and ask them for the name of the guy I signed in last night? I have absolutley no clue
There's an australian, my relationship has no hope.
..She then engaged in what she called an "interpretive pole dance"
spotted: something called the tunnel of opression. i feel like if we patricipated we wouldnt even be phased or we could run it better than them
But he found my shoe...that at least deserves a handjob.
how many thumbs am i supposed to have at one time
you found the shrooms didnt you
I didn't realize how trashy of a night we had.
Welllll, you did eat a cherry out of my pussy. So I think that classes it up a little.
Was your wine and cheese snap taken from the toilet?
Dude...itll be a youre-still-a-dick-but-a-hot-one-angry-hate-evil-spite kinda fuck. This is acceptable.
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