So on facebook, the pictures from my church mission trip are right up next to the pictures of my first time on E. Sorry Jesus.
Ketchup is God's man juice
someday when you wake up in a dumpster we'll have to have this conversation again...
He held me the entire night. Not endearing kind of way. Like kidnapping or held hostage kind of way.
Tim said I dropped my taco in a puddle and still ate it.
Okay, just a casual question: how did i manage to get grass stains on the inside of my bra?
I was very proud of myself that day. I had an awesome time. I don't care if I negatively impacted others.
My hope for you over spring break is that you can be some disease free girl's random spring break mistake.
I woke up with my name tag for work still on my shirt. It was a rough night.
Maybe you can just make seal noises during sex and we can call it good
How I know that I'm single: when I get a save the date for a wedding & I read "& guest" my first thought was does my bottle of Jack Daniels count.
WHERE THE FUCK AM I? AND WHO PUT DUCK TAPE ON MY NIPPLES! MY NIPPLES!!!!!!
Wait til you see what we did to Dave. Hairy bastard will never be the same
He spilled some of his beer on your shoulder then proceeded to lick it off. By the face you made, I don't know if you were completely horrified or really turned on.
Is it too much to ask for 10 minutes of privacy while I masturbate?
It's weird having sex with someone you actually like
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