So, just so you know... Your vasectomy worked.
bonus
you yelled then hung up at the girl on information bc she could not pinpoint your location and tell you how to get to dennys
dude your girlfriend loves you alot..she yelled your name lastnight in bed
you were passed out in your cheese fries by the time he brought out your second order of french toast.
THERE ARE SO MANY GREAT DICKS IN THE WORLD. HOW DID I NOT DISCOVER THIS SOONER!?
the head trauma was worth the blowjob.
I wonder when walk of shame thursdays in the rain will finally make me stop drinking.
. Drop what your doing. Were going to Knoxville for midget wrestling. It's the championship.we can NOT miss this.
the only joy I get out of her anymore is hitting on her friends and ignoring her. it's chaos for them. like shaking a slutty ant farm
Woke up with a 6lb bucket of Redvines with a note that said "I'm sorry" care to explain?
Yeah I would come and meet you but there's 3 polish girls yelling at a drunk polish guy in the carpark outside. They just dumped a whole pizza over his head and I want to see where this ends...
Can someone explain to me why guys are so fascinated w their dicks that they feel like they'll die if they don't send unsolicited dick pics
Don't be upset because I bitch slapped you with intelligence
I think I'm just going to get a farm, a vibrater, and a lot of wine.
Remember that time we were together? Yeah, I don't miss that.
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