i drunkenly decided i was going to take down all the male cheerleaders, gay or not. 1 down about 10 more to go.
Do you knowwwwww you never ha to pee while lhr on eztacy
I'd rather make snow angels in a pool of elephant shit.than sleep with him.
God damn him and his understanding ways and little hip muscle things.
I'm not sure drinking my way through west nile virus is the best idea. Oh well, already committed to that plan.
I just wanted to let u know that I called the taco people and informed them what the fuck is up.
Realized it was likely to be cursed, didn't want my own Johnson magically turning into some sort of fire breathing reptile and eating me
That is an interesting fear as well as image
Hey Kellie. Me putting. My face intebetaeen ut your boobs made my night
I just watched my ex butt chug a quart of eggnog. Why did I dump her again?
I have the liquor shits and this time, it's personal.
I don't think I used nearly enough fucks in my reply to convey the level of fuck him.
We had sex to Hey Arnold, Rugrats, and All That. I feel like my life has come full circle.
I begin to question your sobriety when you both left here shirtless, with beers in one hand and shotguns in the other
you going clubbing tonight?
well its tuesday isnt it
welp, we watched the human centipede high last night and my mind literally shut down, when i came to all i could hear was mel saying EAT EAT HIS SHIT
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