I'm glad girls dont get visible erections
But, it would have made life so much easier...
Just saw a man being put through a dui test on the side of the road... it was noon and he was on a bicycle. God bless texas.
Cleveland boys shit in their own pumpkins in their own living room. Got pictures to prove it.
my cat ate my toast this morning while i was getting dressed. i can already tell today is going to suck.
he was so high, he talked to my goldfish for an hour telling him the dangers of overfeeding.
You kept screaming "Its taco night!" before every shot
The trip involved octopus tentacles coming from the little holes in my TV's speakers. The beauty of the nonexistant symbolism had me in tears.
I would just watch. I wouldn't even have a boner cuz I would do so much coke. It would just be funny.
Bullshit. No way. If I brushed past your penis it was completely coincidental.
Remember camping when you drank 36 beers to yourself in one day and puked in your tent? Ready for round 2?
But the Super Mario beer pong table is more than appropriate.
Please tell me how the stripper got back to Sarah's from the trailer park
I'm stuck in a tree and request your assistance ASAP
i mostly like you because you have a nice nose and that's an important trait to pass on to my future children
This is gonna be the kind of weekend where if it involves putting on pants, it ain't happening.
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