That should be a holiday. like easter. but bulges instead of baskets
The girl next to me in class is taking notes on woman's suffrage with a girls gone wild pen.
Define 'illegal'. Your idea of it and my idea are in separate universes.
so far we have 6 big wheels and 10 boxes of wine for the tour de franzia. team drunkslut is favored to win the yellow jersey.
She pulled out a handful of chest hair. And then gave the room a Brave Heartesque speech.
Europe's "the final countdown" was playing. It was pretty much amnesty for anything that might happen the rest of the night. It's a rule.
the last call horn was blaring when I tried peeling you off the bathroom floor than you uttered "Ill take the toothless one.'
I feel like all of the victims from Seven. Best birthday weekend ever.
what's the least obnoxious place that i could barf on the bus?
I was watching porn and wanted to change the tab to another video to cum but I clicked the wrong tab and it was a gif of a dog but I was coming and couldn't do anything so did I jill off to a dog? I feel like I should be guilty
Sware then you fell into me doing a Tarzan swing thing and my margherita spilled and shattered all over this guy and sice you were on the ground you tried to pull it off by twerking on the floor lmfao
My Sexting was not on an AP level
I'm so festive that I used my jack o lantern bucket as a just in case barf bin
WE JUST PASSED A FUCKING SPACE SHIP! NOT JOKING! A REAL FUCKING SPACE SHIP! THIS IS NOT THE DRUGS! SPACE! SHIP!
I want to get drunk and watch somebody else's tragedy.
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