Nailed a drunk college girl before the CU game Saturday, and a drunk married woman after the Broncos game Sunday.
Some perfection is debatable.
you were chalanging people to drink the "worlds biggest jager bomb" - a VASE of Redbull and a PINT of Jager... is it no wonder you dont remember anything?
And then he said "good night girls" and kissed each one before I put my shirt back on
just smoked a blunt while listening to nsync. i now know what my childhood was missing.
We smoked a joint and talked about his parent's divorce. It was like being fifteen all over again.
Hey, I can't get ahold of Tommy. Let him know his ex-girlfriend is pregnant.
And by hung out you mean you were in my bed for 5 minutes while your penis was in my mouth.
I haven't gotten it in awhile but since spring break is next week I'm willing to have a pregnancy scare if it means no bleeding through the suit
Yeah wouldn't want it to interfere with beach sex. Nothing should interfere with beach sex
My eyes feel like they're throwing up and I am the only human on campus
I CAN'T DO THIS MUCH FABULOUS BEFORE LUNCHTIME
After the clumsiest day of my life I think it's safe to say my dream of being a ninja is dead. Memorial service with a glass of wine at 8pm
You're not horrible. Thank you for my pandas.
he told me he didn't like my name so he was going to call me Casey instead
sorry for running off in the middle of that heart to heart. free food.
He ate me out in a limo while we were driving home. I love bars being open again!
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