Sandwiches eeeeeeverywhere.
you ran down to the water at 3am and rolled in the sand and ran around screaming that you were the corn dog monster.
we talked about european history as he fucked me from behind in the shower... i think it was a success
she uses eco-friendly sex toys. she is the literal definition of a hippie.
After 12 shots he decided to show us knife tricks. You can figure out how it ended
dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
Your brother came in a girls mouth for the first time last night... Ah the tales told whilst buying minors beer.
Pack light, we're going straight to bar from the train. No place to put our shit.
Dude all I'm bringing is my dick and a phone charger.
Is girls night deemed a success when you piss the bed?
I was trying to fart in my sleep in the hopes that he would leave
I think the "tmi" ship sailed a long time ago, and it took our dignities with it..
He wanted me to choke him with my feet. So now I feel obligated to start writing my memoir
That portion can talk about stepping out of your comfort zone and how it can potentially kill people
I'm going to write a new song and call it "Did I wax my vagina for this?" remind me to never go across the country for a penis ever again.
I did this clutch move yesterday at the bar where I grabbed a plastic cup for water and discreetly threw up in it while walking around and then tossed it. It was my best boot and rally ever
You were in the girls bathroom yelling at some random chick because you thought she stole all the urinals. That's why you were kicked out.
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