whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
rainy day on campus = new personal fetish for girls in booty shorts and colorful rain boots
and she said "My body is an orphanage, I take everybody in"...
It's like my work doesn't even care about margarita mondays.
I'm sorry about your car but on a brighter note I did wake up in my dorm. That's something right?
Fuck you.
party gras won. party gras always wins.
I should have known our good time had gone to shit when his ankle bracelet started flashing.
My goal is to upperdeck the house I'm at, because it's some girl I don't know's birthday. Welcome to adulthood, bitch.
That's what every 12 year old basketball team needs; a drunk and hungover lady eating KD whilst cheering them on. Highlight of their lives.
I haven't filled him in on Operation "find a sugar daddy & suck dick for money" yet, but I'm sure he just wants me to be happy.
I hope. Last year I got lost in New Orleans and some guy named Cookie walked me home while I cried.
If I were better looking, this would be the point where I'd resign myself to stripping.
I'm craving your dick and a microwave pizza
he's figured out my code; what are you doing = I haven't found a better dick yet
did i tell you guys i finally 69’d for the first time last night? just thought the group chat should know.
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