question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
So Ive decided I have serious issues. Im walking around the school with a bag labeled booze money collecting from people while slightly hungover at 8:20 in the morning, and nobody is questioning me.
And then he asked the cop "shall i shut off the lady gaga?" as he was being frisked.
Chelsea handler, $19 million - Forbes women top 100. Seriously she shaped her career around her love of vodka. HERO.
DDing is such a bittersweet job, just got the entire history of this girls hookup career
I had ketchup on my elbow and a random girl goes "I got it" and licked it off, only on game day
I guess I'm in a committed relationship. We just had shot 1 of 3 of Gardasil. I'm now dead inside.
I don't think he knows what shame means anymore. He gave some bar slut his sisters Tiffanys necklace, in exchange for anal.
Have you resumed life with the rest of the world yet or are you still huddled in the fetal position while wearing compression gear?
Just received a visit from the Ghost of Bad Decisions Past. Kind of weird 90% of the flashbacks happened in the same sixteen month span, the rest happened at Taco Bell.
He showed up in a dinosaur costume bearing a tray of cupcakes. He even let me hold his tail. I'm marrying this guy.
I think we've entered a low point in our relationship when I'm sending you pictures of pubic hair designs "because they're funny"
It's not even a normal fucking affair I've found myself in. It's a fucking bdsm clusterfuck.
When do you estimate your next shower will be? Several people have asked.
He’s exactly what I’m looking for: he’s got a broken heart, a working penis and a new boat!!!
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