Apparently mid blow job I started crying telling her how "Wonderful this blow job is"
Ever have a poop and think... that has no business coming out of a human? Like it looks like a sick dog's or a ferral animal's?
I'm not going to need your "it doesn't mean you're a slut" pep talk after all.
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
Freshman ate returning to campus. Let Operation Slut Storm commence.
Yeah but I get laid and I know. He drank toilet water last night and he doesn't know about that either. Still makes me happy though.
You guys bombarded us in the bathroom and that kid whipped his dick out and peed in the sink.
This is going to be one of those "I can only do this high" classes
I still regret not being there for your blackout into the dumpster last year
not sure if destroying him emotionally was worth it but damn it's a fucking hilarious story
My boss want to throw me an everclear birthday.
You said if the geese can walk on the lake so can I.
Get the fuck in, we're going to Taco Bell.
Add tweezing eyebrows to the list of things not to do while on adderol....
We've been together for 10 months. These next 2 may be a deal breaker. He has not met the summertime version of me that is so hungover today that I cancelled a meeting with my boss right after she sent me an appreciation note saying I have great work ethic. I have her fooled.
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