I just figured it out. Meghan has the same smile as Sylvester Stallone.
Hhahaha he is. Omg the new polish friend just took his pants off in front of me. There is something wrong with this nationality.
Burnt myself on soup.. consencus go back to hospl. they will lov me. twins in one nigh. still hve band on. fuck
No, your dick is problems. Anyone you fuck haunts us for the rest of the semester. If you need to get laid, I'll personally drive you out of state.
i want to have his babies. i NEED to. shit i wont even ask for child support, he's that goodlooking.
When one of my seniors asked "Rough night?" I realized my poor decisions involving Tuesday night drinking did not go unnoticed.
Please tell me those naked pics were not your mom. Lie if you have to.
Wake up. Eat bread. Find your dignity. Don't be late for work again.
Sometimes I think he has a hidden camera in my vagina so he knows what I'm doing and saying at all times...
dude, she has my telletubby sweats and my good sweatshirt hostage, I can't risk their safety with a breakup
lesbians are really intense tho, she made me take her eye makeup off and told me she was going to eat me for breakfast
Like, what do you do with girlfriends? Buy her dinner and just like leave?
Just called to hear your voice and talk about pizza.
what do u think we would be doing right now if we were together
Urinating on unicorns
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
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