Sarah, plain, and tall I adore you
Pretty sure I only gave out my other # though. You know, 777 777-7777
Hahaha. So was it a Freudian slip, or wishful thinking? ;)
Could be either seeing as you're in my phone as "3rd bar" and I couldn't pick you outta a line up.
i need a lesbian romance or unplanned pregnancy for some spicein my life.
I may have a concussion but the symptoms are the same as a hangover so I can't tell. Best 21st ever.
my way of studying for our final tomorrow: registering online to retake the class in the fall
I went out in the middle of the night to smoke my weed.. Didn't realize my dad was sitting on the patio doing the exact same thing..
I just scrubbed chocolate off the bathtub... You better have had a damn good birthday
how exactly do you say, "i only agreed to meet you for breakfast because i thought we could go to your place and fuck afterwards."
This guy punched out a light, puked in the sink, stole the mailbox, then tried to tell ME that I had to leave the party... Then his dog shit on the floor.
The ranger made you choose between a ticket and pouring all the beer out since it was a state park.
I've never seen you that close to tears as you poured out 30 beers.
Just made a floating bacon boat for the hot tub. This is what America is all about.
Good. Go forth, young stallion. Destroy the vaginal region with your tidy crotch.
I am going to go back to drinking and listneing to Hanson now. Maybe crying. Or perhaps Full House reruns
It is not a successful senior year unless you show up to campus without pants at least once, right?
So is he the one who got away?
They all got away. I’m a catch and release kind of girl.
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