i like that octo mom she is my favorite xmen
maybe we can find two twins tonight and bang them together and then my life is complete
Before you become official, we should get a hotel room and fuck our brains out. Sort of like a going away party for your penis.
He would only do it doggy style. The "he's probably gay" debate rages on...
It's cheaper then a lap dance and you get your hair cut.
You are a piece of meat with a side of awesome to me.
How do you respond to a booty call from yesterday?
I need Mexican food. Like, I'd take it through a needle at this point. It's totally worth the track marks.
She walked out and announced that he was now part of our confused, incestuous, glorious eskimo family. I've never been more proud.
Campus is too small for this to keep happening
For a man with no legs he was surprisingly good at doggy style.
I don't know whether to high-five you or stage an intervention.
I'm not real sure what dinosaurs sound like, but dude, she made dinosaur noises.
When I woke up I had 6 missed calls making sure I was ok and asking if I remember showing my tits to a picture of her baby.
I was at his place until 2am. We just sat really close an stared at each other. I think you are right. Germans must not have feelings. Not even tingly ones in their pants.
What's an appropriate gift to bring to my boyfriend's wife's baby shower?
Shame?
Why the fuck is Ian Naked eating string cheese in my guest bedroom?
Randomize
