Now I'm watching The History of Sex on the History Channel. They're talking about how repressed the 30s were. I think I understand why grandma is such an angry person.
Just spit on a sock to clean a spot on my glass table. Oddest combination of so lazy and motivated ever.
he thought he was parachuting out of a plane... talk about a bad trip.
ya she's here .. it looks like she just gave up and passed out on the floor
I feel more comfortable going down on her then actually kissing her.
Well idk about you but my nose is all recovered for the weekend.
I just showered sitting down with a sippy cup of water in there with me. It took 40 minutes. That hungover.
Wors thing about having a cop dad: random drug testing
New rule for Thursdays: no high gymnastics
Just woke up. Naked. Under an animal pelt. With a girl. I've never met her. She's pretty naked too.
Thank you for listening to my rant about tacos.
Hi I'm on my way to give you multiple screaming orgasms and Easter candy
I threw up in the middle of a bar last night and still managed to get laid! Happy thanksgiving!
While all of the skanky girls from the crowd got on stage we screamed fair game and scoped out all their boyfriends, she made out with 2, this is what we call taking advantage of the situation
I mean his penis was perfect in pictures but its even more perfect inside me
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