Is it bad that when I see ugly people make out, I hope he's impotent?
Whoa! I think of you when I eat cottage cheese.
You dont ever try to use your dick as a power washer to get bits of poop of the toilet bowl?
You know its going to be a good homecoming when you beer bong a mimosa at 6am.
wtf
I'm guessing you saw the bathroom?
He def has a gf... But hes 7 feet tall and that superceeds any morality I may have.
Dude i was hungover i didnt know she was in the shower, she screamed i screamed we all screamed and i just so happend to piss in the shower.
Just pissed by glowstick light. Bad idea.
So I walk in and he's teaching someone in London via Skype how to roll a blunt. I have new found respect for him.
Dude. Where are you? I'm making waffles in the waffle iron. It's beautiful.
His dick is as big as my 7" heels... Awkwardness is forgotten.
No. Nooooo. No way. She looked like Amanda Bynes. The recent one not the one from All That.
I would like to reiterate that I went to give lessons and ended up having a three way instead
How is there a hawk inside this house? More importantly how the hell is he handling it without any gear?
That married penis I’ve been riding offered to pay off my student loans. I was going to break it off because he has lousy stamina. Is being debt free worth putting up with mediocre sex?
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