we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
Yes give me all the cream and he's gone
No jewlry, no bra, and no pen. I couldnt be more prepared for a friday morning class.
Just got a call from someone claiming to be my son . How do I initiate a conversation. Tell me about the last eighteen years. And by the way who is your mom again?
Also I may have a condom stuck inside me, but I won`t know til I check the couch coushions.
My sister came home, pulled two nalgene bottles of jaeger-bomb out of the fridge, changed out her 3 inch heels for 6 inch heels and left in under 3 minutes. I've never been more proud of her.
Hurricane my ass. I'm riding a god damn kayak down the flooded highway if it's the last god damn thing I do, god damnit.
Spring Fling is on 420. The theme better be 'Flower Child'.
I want there to be fog machines and unicorns.
You made me take a photo of you under the stairs at the bar. "Look I'm Harry Potter."
Fell asleep on kitchen floor again, chicken nuggets everywhere.
Did he hurt you? I have a crowbar I can beat his sorry ass with
I just smoked part of an Oreo cuz I thought it was some hash you left
you asked how they got the microwave in the air. we had to explain three times that it was mounted there until you finally feel asleep
I would cock slap so many things if I had a cock.
yea i'll help you find a man. but, when I say jump, you say on who.
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