that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
hahhahahha. mid doggie-style, i faked an asthma attack. the sex was that bad
it would be nice to just get drunk, not hook up with anyone, and not die this weekend
Oh you're gonna love this story. I almost cut off a little girl's pony tail.
He was fucking her while he was wiping my tears.
he broke off your car antennae to use as a walking stick before he smoked because he claimed to lack the facial strength needed to open his eyes when he's high
I don't give a damn about what he wants to do with his life. Personalities are for pussies.
Chose not to courtesy flush and the CEO huffed the result. I feel powerful.
Would giving a bouquet of flowers to my mother be a good way to say, "sorry you walked in on my boyfriend eating me out"?
I'm gonna chug this bud light an might injure this high school penis, like I'm 17 again
Why did I ever allow that penis to enter my sacred temple?
well my apartment and my life are still a disaster but I did clean off my desk so that's gotta count for something...
nothing like waking up to a voice mail saying your std test came back negative
And you hate the library
Yea but I love drugs and my grades
Your dick is the only reason I have motivation to come back to school today
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