It's Friday. Sex?
No offense but you kinda look like a Jack Johnson fan in that pic
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
she tried giving me head in the pool. it was more entertaining than pleasurable
so i made out with some dude last night at the bar. and some girl just stood there and watched. i felt bad so i made out with her too. She looked like she felt left out.
He's playing farmville on his phone while puking over the toilet..
Dude. He drives a mini. Therefore he's a virgin
If I go there, please come with. It will accelerate the lesbian rumor but be totally worth it.
How do you not remember seeing the kid from our chem lab table and repeatedly yelling "lab partners for life!" at him?
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
We're over by the bouncy castles. I'm the one wearing a baby. Bring Twizzlers.
I almost took a picture but it looked like he might have a shank and I'm just not at a place in my life where I could handle having tetanus
Passing out drunk in my therapists lobby may not be the best way to confirm my "stability"
Just zoned back in to real life and found myself chanting "noodle eater noodle eater noodle eater" at my parrot as he devoured a single macaroni
How does it make you feel that I can't control my vagina around you?
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