Chasing bourbon with pepto... Dedication.
Yea, remember to blow out the fire from flaming shots. Unless you want burnt lips. Just saying, I'm an example of ignorance and intoxication.
i just like, need to vent to someone
Can we skip the part where I pretend to care and fast forward to the appreciative blowjob from you?
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
I mean, I can get to know him eventually. The time frame doesn't really matter. I'll have sex with him regardless of whether he's interesting or not.
two questions - what stuff of mine was pawned and who has the pawn tickets.
Dammit labor day drinking cancelled due to 3 inch long table saw cut to palm
Do not shit in our house. There is no TP. I am walking to get more, if I do not return, I have probably died of dysentery after my last wagon wheel got stuck in a gulch. Tell Martha and Lou Ann that I love them, and that I passed away doing the Lord's work.
Don't laugh, but I might need some advice on how to ride a crooked dick.
it is my last wish that my tale be published posthumously as a warning to anyone thinking of eating burger king at nine am
I think my penis runs off weed. I haven't smoked it 3 days and I have no sex drive what so ever
I just got winded making my bed. How do you think the workout plan is going?
hey man , the girl you brought home last night is in the kitchen puking in the sink and asking if she can have more shots of Whiskey....think i should give her a shot glass or send her home....
How early is too early to start day drinking? Asking for a friend
About five minutes ago. You’re good now.
She sent a group text pic called "Assemble" of his dick next to her forearm.
I'm down.
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