Dude, she had a vegina. I felt like Indiana Jones cutting a path through the jungle.
just won the tropical speedo for $11. i didn't know they sold pussy magnets that cheap
Odds of those being real?
One in who gives a fuck
hows a nice way to say "yeah i would go to your dorm, but it's snowing and I know you're not going to blow me, so what's the point"?
You need to take one for the team and go bang a random sample of mexicans. Cause my internets broke and I can't google mexican foreskin stats.
I came home drunk to my night light on and a Hershey's bar on my bed. Mom knows me too well.
i'm out of college. that means no more sex on a twin bed. ever. i don't care how big his dick was. i'm classy like that.
Can we please stop calling your vagina the cave of wonders?
he can show you his cooooock\nshining, shimmering, splendiddddd
I'm venturing to your corner of this sin house in t minus 2 minutes.
When you see a guy in a wheelchair try to be cool and pop a wheelie, and then fall over backward and hit his head, is it funny or sad?
This hobo said he can't buy alcohol bc he got in trouble bc a girl sat on his face when he was passed out and misaligned his spine and gave him Alzheimer's so Ali is buying him a bottle. This is Vegas.
I feel like she is getting all kinds of bacterial exposure that may otherwise have been avoided had she been wearing pants
I immediately woke up from my nap, made myself a screwdriver and got in the shower. I know it's spring break but I'm still questioning my life choices.
Walking back to my car from the campus library and just saw a Nuva Ring on the sidewalk. If that doesn't scream college life, idk what does.
Randomize
