I have a masturbator in my 5th grade class. the teacher told me ever since they caught him humping the desk in 2nd grade, they haven't been able to control him. he's even on medication but he will just do it in class
It's like having an annoying little brother who wants to have sex with you
I thought he was joking about bailing you out until I saw the picture of you and the sheep in the morning paper. Were those my boots you had on it
i decided i am going on the Justin Bobby plan for success. Don't cut my hair for a year, don't shave for a month, land Audrina Patridge. Game on.
You said you didn't deserve to walk so you started crawling down to your room
He asked if he could fuck me while on chat roulette.
I haven't seen any of my friends sober in months. We have classes together.
Emergency need house key where r u I just got shit o n
Don't be alarmed at the girl laying on your bathroom floor.
Pants-less sunday? Also I'm high and independence day is making me cry
im coming over
Uh, he still talks to you after you basically sexually harassed him using emojis?
We got high and watched Winnie the Pooh. Isn't that what every normal person does on their break?
I don't care. She's the only girl to make me feel like my face is melting when she blows me.
She came out of the bathroom listening to her iPod and crying. Then she started scream 'she will be loved'. She seems to be handling the break up well lol
I was left to my own devices with nothing to do but drink
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