How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
The only thing I want to hear out of a girl's mouth tonight is, "slurp".
it wouldnt have been so bad but she still had the cowboy hat on when my mom walked in
My mother just asked me if i ever swallow the goods...should i be concerned?
so if i die before i go back to school its because the thing we found in the hallway that i've been smoking out of is a crack pipe
If letting him bang me while i'm wearing reindeer antlers and a painted red nose isn't the christmas spirit, I dont know what is
I wish I had a "puke in your car" emoticon
He came to my house drunk at two a.m., got in the hot tub, refused to get out until he smoked a blunt, and said "That's what brothers and sisters are for."
he was extremely fucked up- he thought my sports bra was his boxers. even when his leg wouldnt fit. at least whiskey dick wasnt a problem
Naw, the sex dungeon had to come down so we could build a nursery. Cause and effect really.
I will sleep with anyone I have to to make sure you don't get deported
Jesus Christ that hit just spoke to so many levels of my soul. It's caressing them softly
Pretty sure when I woke up the next morning we were still fucking. It just didn't stop.
Double dirt bag award winner tonight. He picked me up in his wife's car.
The last thing I remember saying was "Tequila for all!!"
If you count the sounds from the room down the hall....that was definitely NOT the last thing that came out of your mouth.
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