I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
It's not fair. Guys with dicks that huge should not be allowed to be catholic.
12 garbage cans filled with water, a beer can floating in every garbage can, 20 ft. apart and you shoot with dodge balls..and thats only how the night began
i feel like verizon should give a sexter of the month award
I am trying to think of a way to make alcohol cupcakes
Seriously wondering if smoking a bowl for lunch was a bad idea.
OR THE BEST. STAY TUNED.
we've coined the Sunday morning ritual of taking out our puke-filled trash cans as The Trash Of Shame
he also bled all over my floor. unrelated to cats but true nonetheless.
Ten minute nap on a staircase honey badger don't care
I love you. Mom got to wasted at the wedding that she threw up on my shirt.
Yea. It was an issue. Great time though. Apparently I went through the coat check, put my coat on and forgot I had it so I tried to go through again and just didn't understand why thy weren't helping me. Dave coat checked his pants.
Not only does DQ have s'mores shakes, sonic has a hot dog in a pretzel bun, and Wendy's has a burger in a pretzel bun. Important things are happening.
I just found a grey hair. On my nipple. Fuck you too, Mother Nature.
I can't base my relationships off of good dick and dogs.
You know the rule about how you feel bad for getting food and not offering other people you're around, does that apply when you eat burger king at a strip club?
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