Don't you send me to vm
My room smells like vodka and shame
Marriage: a sacred union between one man and one woman, and another woman in Argentina.
this guy just used the pickup line "God must have spent a little more time on you" I recognized the nsync lyric immediately.
my feelings for you are synonymous with those of a grizzly bear and salmon. i don't want to nom on you; but i need you to survive
I think when she wakes up, she'll either kill me, or laugh. I hope she laughs.
It's a long way off yet but I've started planning my eviction party. Be prepared, it includes jungle juice.
Well I don't know him that well so I don't think I can give advice. You should make him a cake. Or have sex with him.
I feel like having peed on eachother is a point in our lives we should never have gotten to...
So. I need to gloat. I couldn't exactly tell my family that I won this game by deep throating.
umm, I just masturbated to old Justin timberlake on MTV jams. in need of dick ASAP
Can you rollerblade?
No, why?
Honestly, I was high and picturing us roller blading together. I wanted to see if I could make my dreams a reality.
I'm handling the NHL draft worse than getting dumped this week
We are not having sex in the fucking kindergarten
Just because you are home alone for the weekend doesn't mean you can act like a nudist.
I accept your opinion but respectfully disagree. Also, I'm sitting in your chair.
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