i like that octo mom she is my favorite xmen
We succumbed to passion, and then he had to go meet his girlfriend. End of story.
Marriage: a sacred union between one man and one woman, and another woman in Argentina.
ohhh my god. this party should be titled "my hookups of summers past" be expecting some good stories tomorrow
he turned the pretty ricky playlist on. its about to go down.
I dig being used for consequence free sex. Not consequenceful sex.
you're by far the better bro. your dick is more impressively sized, anyway
I hate that you know that from experience
you might as well be a hobo. you were covered in pee last night hanging out on the stairs drunk.
right. well we all have our lows.
I CAME HOME WITH MY NIPPLES PEIRCED! WE WERE CAMPING. IN THE MOUNTIANS. I DONT EVEN REMEMBER IT AT ALL.
some girl at the bar told me my beard would tickle every inch of her body till she joy puked her face off.... that was so random and odd i just had to buy her a drink for having the guts to say it to me. WTF
My stalker sent me an erotic poem. Who knew anyone could find a way to rhyme birth and girth so eloquently?
My roommates said duck dynasty was stupid ... toto i don't believe we're in kansas anymore.
TELL HER ABOUT THE GODDAMNED MOTHERFUCKING POTATOES
yeah, i thought because of the nature of his job he would have been better at it, but i guess there's a difference between a bagpipe and vagina
In case you're wondering... Yes walmart will judge you for buying vodka and pickles at 645am.
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