Mines from giving head on hardwood floors.
Omg. Budweiser tramp-stamp sighting @ Wal-mart. Best tattoo EVAR.
i just saw a white kid with an afro using a martini shaker as a coffee thermos. go college.
i said good morning to each one of his abs personally
she got pretty angry when i tried to superglue her fingers together.
Any day you don't mysteriously wake up in the garbage is a good day.
There were penises being pulled out everywhere.
I was thrown in the air atleast 3 times by baby jesus
I almost shit my pants in anger over your moral sanity.
Dude she broke four ribs, how does a 110 lb girl break four of my ribs during sex?! It hurts so bad but was so worth it
And I can say one thing, I look pretty good in high wasted pants. I don't know if that helps. But I do. God I'm high.
I hope you enjoy this collage I made of you and me getting fucked up together
And then he dove into my vagina like scrooge mcduck into a room of gold
Is it a problem if I'm trying to condition Goodbye Horses to trigger an erection?
They should make eskimo sister bracelets. OMG WE NEED BRACELETS WITH IGLOOS ON THEM.
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