dude, the reading rainbow guy was just talking to a HOLOGRAM
Are you sure you're not watching Star Trek?
wait... oh
Dude, I found out the hard way that she wipes back to front. I ate her out and had to throw up.
I miss seeing your mom and dad at church, well mostly just your mom... She used to hug my face into her boobs.
All I'm saying is that whoever owned the wheelchair clearly didn't need it or they wouldn't have been able to leave it there
She was sitting there stuffing her face rubbing my back with a dorito cheese filled hand while eating something else with the other hand as I was crying.
I will give you all my nachos to make this happen
There is a 5-year old here fighting 'drunk monkeys'. He tried to knock a drink out of my hand with a plastic light saber...
I'm wearing spiderman underwear, the question is what am I NOT capable of
you're the third guy in less than 24 hours she fucked. I'm glad you lost your virginity just don't act like you climbed Mt. Everest.
To this day, I regret not having sex in the bathroom
Made him watch 4 hours of HGTV then told him I was too tired for sex.
Savage
He says the sweetest things but also that he wants to choke me when we fuck so it's kinda perfect.
I'm glad you threw up in my bed because now we talk.
While the cops were busting my party one of them said. O you have an Xbox? Do you play online? Whats your gamertag?....
Fursuit judi Dench just stared directly at me for 3 solid minutes telling me that cats arent dogs and i believe her because if i dont cat jason derulo might try to have sex with me
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