Our hot neighbor just came over and asked for a toilet plunger...not so hot anymore
During the middle of giving him head, he flashes his phone and says "I like to watch."
I just saw someone marching around outside wearing only a loincloth, dragging a fuckton of sheet metal. Spring has Sprung.
Yeah like at least with a penis what you see is what you get with a vagina there can always be a surprise inside
I had to throw up. it was the only way to avoid kissing her after she swallowed..
They normally just get fucked up and see who can hold their hand on the exhaust the longest. It's great
Im just saying it can't be that bad if he drove himself to the er. We'll head that way when we finish playing scattergories
I could really do without pictures of your asses in my inbox. That said, I'm extremely jealous that I wasn't involved.
Listening to Whitney Houston sing the National Anthem while I shit before going out tonight. America.
I got written up at work for smelling like sex and vodka. Still not sure how they put that into professional terms.
I piss off the neighbors just so I can have someone to compete with.
It's getting harder and harder to find People to carry her home
She shouldn't drink
I should become her mentor. Get her life back together for her
You mean sponsor?
I masterbated poison ivy onto my penis, it hasn't been this upset with me since the Take one for the team fiasco of 02.
I wish drug dealers had sales for the holidays
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