loyola was giving a tour this morning and they all saw me in a half ripped off toga throwing up over the side of the dorm stairs
you don't even go to loyola anymore
There aren't nearly as many guys masturbating on chatroulette as i was led to believe...i feel cheated
Just found out for my occult lit class (history of cults) final project is making a spellbook. Hello last term of college.
There are some college kids out at 4 in the morning dragging each other on a sled behind a bike. its too entertaining to call the cops
I come up with the best drinking games while babysitting
she said "the two best ways to sober up are to nurse someone or give a blowjob" and im gonna go along with it.
Just did a line with lance bass. Only in NY
Well, for starters, she called the condom a "dick mask."
K, im gonna wait to get my dick pierced so we can do it as a family function.
Please, by all means, tell me what can't be helped by two stiff drinks & a blowjob?
Hah I guess I sent that to like ten people, along with another one of me sitting in a bath tub eating an ice cream sandwich.
He facetimed with his son when he was still inside of me. If that's not a dedicated dad I don't know what is
It makes me feel all patriotic & free... And borderline diabetic.
just said thank you to the lady who gave me a body search at the airport
And now Google thinks I have a hard hat fetish...maybe I do...
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