I'm so bored and have no one to sexy text
If a girl drunk dials you she's at least entertained the idea of sleeping w/ you correct?
YES
One of the mothers are the party said to me "All your friends are getting married, you're just getting drunk"
I told you it's awful. It looks like he was eating honey at a barbershop and tripped.
oh and i'm sorry i sold you for three cigarettes last night
She alternated between blowing me and feeding me bites of the sandwich she made for me.
Dude. It just hit me for a second time. My thumbs are huge and moving very quickly. Like stampeding buffalo...
Besides asking our teacher if he enjoyed being fisted did I have any other tragic moments last night?
Ill go to bed but tamed sharks isnt so much of a bad idea. Not for riding
If you enjoy dance recitals as much as I do, that's one shitty Father's Day...
I told him I'd ride his broomstick if he let me call him Harry Potter and drew a lightning bolt on his forehead.
I was going to try being motivated today. But then I took a hit while still in bed.
After pissing all over her van its a lot easier to look her in the eye than I thought.
So I've reached a new low. After completing my walk of shame and being told "see you around", I took off my heels to discover he had came in my shoe.
How's work going?
Boring. I have a cat on a leash right now
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