actually, I'm a sock model
hipster in red sally jessy raphael glasses inside. kick her.
What did we do last night that was yellow?
Thanks for jumping on that grenade for me last night. You're the best wingman ever
She ate 7 of the 8 slices of pizza. I deserve a purple heart and sex w your sister
I asked about his 3 inch scar on his chest. It's from when he had to castrate a bull on the estancia. Apparently this is how good bull meat is made.
Let's discuss options later this evening. I'll draw out said options and compare and contrast the "accessibility" of the costume for quickies. Because you never know. Halloween is full of surprises. I'll also compare practicality, level of skank, and creative features.
Talked to Nate, told him he was a douche. Will give details when sober. It's ok. You're my best friend together a wolf pack. Olive juice.
Do not shit in our house. There is no TP. I am walking to get more, if I do not return, I have probably died of dysentery after my last wagon wheel got stuck in a gulch. Tell Martha and Lou Ann that I love them, and that I passed away doing the Lord's work.
He left weed in my bong for me this morning. What a guy.
Can we go out and get blitzed in celebration that they'll be no more surprise kids
Apparently 'ewww' is not the correct response to him saying he has to go to a funeral while I'm there.
He passed away peacefully doing what he loved to do best. Eating a pound of vodka gummy worms and failing at sex and the city trivia.
I remember turning to Jon after doing a line of coke and saying "I was a Girl Scout"
im ready to get drunk and forget everything ive learned this semester
I woke up under a house in Key West
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