chasing shots of tequilla with sun chips. its doable but not recommended
She was kinda tragic... like a puppy that runs into things. Cute but really stupid. So, yeah, I hit it.
You leave a trail of fuck everywhere you go
smelt my brothers hands when he got home to see if he lied about smoking again...he didn't lie but i definitely didn't expect to smell some other girls vagina.
Cops do not care. One just laughed and said "precious"
remember that guy i blew in a bathroom in barcelona, i just blew him again in rome. lightning does strike twice.
My god. His mom just smacked my ass. Does this mean I'm accepted??
Having my alarm go off at 3:30 makes me wanna rip my dick off and shove it through my eye socket
I might have hooked up with a 2003 alumni last night in the basement
Dude you were ten when he graduated
Wahoowaaaaaaa
You can fuck me but I'm keeping my parka on.
"Just cut me in half. Then take half of me home. And leave the other half here. Cuz I can't see."
Hahaha perfect. Let's start stopping drinking tomorrow
i swear a herd of elephants who like to smoke weed lives directly above our room
Finding my pants in the morning should not make me this proud
Puked up breakfast after doing my first minze shot in a while, but that shot was to Trump losing the election, so it's all good.
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