Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
so... my grandma just told me i should be a stripper
well at least shes not calling you fat anymore
How the hell can the Olympic committee frown so much on weed and yet put on a show you would have to be high to actually enjoy?
Watching intervention at a bar. Who let this happen??
I just couldn't help myself when there was a FOUNTAIN OF SHOTS
Omg. I bid $3000 on a cave in Afghanistan on EBay last night.
you are my patron saint of "too drunk for 9am". i just keep asking myself what would alyssa do as i try to regain motor function
I don't even know man. I was to busy having beer showered on me and grabbing some balls
My drug dealer just made me weigh out my own weed because he was in the middle of taking his law enforcement final
I'm just trying my hardest not to get addicted to drugs or pregnant and all your other friends are out there getting married
dude...i punched my best friend in the face, broke up with my girlfriend, and shit my pants.......now i don't know which one to take care of first.
He is a sweet angel sent from dick heaven!
While he was fucking me, he just stopped and said, "Mike says Hi." Then proceeded to fuck me.
What did you do?
What do you say to that!? But, when I came, I screamed out my full name.
The report specifies "melted cheese food" as the cause of the burns. Your pride, like your cock, isn't getting out of this without heavy damage.
I'm completely creeped out. He's dressed as me. And thinks it's funny.
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